heaven and hell

fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
en el infierno su siya va ser la que esta al lado del bano roto de los demonios de la diarrhea
"in Hell, his chair will be the one beside the diarrhea demons' lavatory"
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
poopmonstros
"poopmonsters..."
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
pero tu y yo vamos a estas en el cielo al lado del open bar y el buffet de mariscos frescos
"but you and i will be in Heaven next to the open bar and the fresh seafood buffet"
sunnydiaz says:
jajaja
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
mmm camarones y vinito frio
"mmm cold wine and shrimp cocktail"
sunnydiaz says:
uy
sunnydiaz says:
uyuy
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
no?
sunnydiaz says:
siii!
sunnydiaz says:
YESYESYESYES
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
mmm
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
me imagino que el cielo es como un resort de lujo
"Heaven's like a luxury hotel"
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
los mejores chefs cocinando
"the best chefs cooking..."
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
las playas mas bonitas
"the most beautiful beaches"
sunnydiaz says:
espero que sí
"I hope so."
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
las fiestas mas divertidas
"great parties"
sunnydiaz says:
pero temo que sea junk food y miami
"But I am afraid it'll be junk food and Miami"
sunnydiaz says:
y no se
"and I'm not sure..."
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
la gente toda contenta
"...the people all happy"
sunnydiaz says:
tú crees?
"ya think?"
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
y plenty of hammocks for everyone
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
to nap under palm trees
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
oooh
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and you can fly and breathe underwater
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and you can eat all the foie gras and risotto and flourless chocolate cake you want and never be chubby or full
sunnydiazsays:
that would be great
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and there are always good books to read and movies to watch and music to listen to
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and if you want there can be no one around, and if you want there can be lots of fun things to do like trips to nice places - adventures, painting and dancing and storytelling and museums of stuff from all over the universe explaning how it all works
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and sometimes there are big thunderstorms, and sometimes God comes over to your front porch and you and he and maybe some of your friends hang around and have chocolate malted milkshakes and talk about stuff
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and all the animals talk
sunnydiaz says:
oh dear
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
no?
sunnydiaz says:
yes of course
gpesoa says:
but i'm afraid we'll just die
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
what and there'll be nothing
sunnydiaz says:
yes
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
well it won't matter then, will it? so we might as well imagine it being as great as we can, since let's face it, this life's kind of a pain in the tuchus
sunnydiaz says:
sí
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
meanwhile, hell!
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
there are always bajillions of nasty smelly people staggering around all mangled and deranged and the carpeting's wet and sticky and there's trash everyplace and the windows are all broken and there's goop in the fountains and flourescents flickering
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and the music is ashcroft live and crocodile rock and klezmer
sunnydiaz says:
ehehehehe
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and you can never bathe or shave
sunnydiaz says:
that's cruel
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
and all you do all day is sit around and get tortured
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
according to your own personal horrors
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
something different every few days
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
like three days in molten lava, three days in a box full of bugs, three days doing data entry
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
three days being yelled at by your parents
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
three days starring in Deliverance
sunnydiaz says:
ayyyy
sunnydiaz says:
nooooooooooooooo
sunnydiaz says:
noooooooooo
sunnydiaz says:
hahahahahahaha
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
three days in bed with rosanne barr and george bush
sunnydiaz says:
godddd you should work for the devil
sunnydiaz says:
as a producer
sunnydiaz says:
or something
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
or God
fenchurch, five inches aboveground says:
i'd be good at designing heaven
sunnydiaz says:
well he's behind, always