New Slogansfor America to Useto Sell Itselfto the Islamic World.
BY ROB BATES
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The Great Satan Is Now Just Plain Great!
Standing for Freedom and Democracy a Good Percentage of the Time
Home of the Brave, Land of the Free Moist Towelette
The Overwhelming Military Power with a Heart
We're Infidel-ightful!
Who Needs Al Qaeda When You Got Al Roker?

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