Nigmimilove: hello
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: waah
Nigmimilove: waah?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: one large zoloft shake with extra valium ice cubes please.
Nigmimilove: mmmm
Nigmimilove: frozen valium
Nigmimilove: I'm more in the mood for a meth smoothie, with benzedrine shavings
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: or perhaps a double decaf mdma latte with thc syrup and lsd whipped cream
Nigmimilove: although I just got an email saying I should buy some WAGRA, AND WALLIUM
Nigmimilove: maybe that would frost nicely
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: huh-larious.
Nigmimilove: man, i totally want a mocha now
Nigmimilove: thanks a lot vanessa
Nigmimilove: although the song playing on my computer keeps on saying "just say no"
Nigmimilove: damned techno
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: yeah but i've given you 'huh?larious' and 'dram-ugh!'
Nigmimilove: yes, yes you have
Nigmimilove: dram to the UGHNigmimilove: where can I send you an mp3?
Nigmimilove: what email address?
Nigmimilove: it's very important for you to hear this song right now
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: no.
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: it's very important for me to jump out the window and flee screaming and yammering across the rooftops.
Nigmimilove: like spiderman?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: no
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: nooo
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: more like
Nigmimilove: hmmNigmimilove: like hellboy?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: naw
Nigmimilove: who else yammers across rooftops?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: more like, if you opened your apartment door after a night of hard drugs
Nigmimilove: why would I do something crazy like that?
Nigmimilove: hard drugs make me want to hide in the basement
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: and you discovered that the cockroaches had gotten into your special secret store of Viagra, Miracle Grow and steroids
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: and you realized that you were witnessing the beginning of the end of humanity
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: so you ran past the
Nigmimilove: and it was ALL YOUR FAULT
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: no, obviously it was all a MAN's fault
Nigmimilove: MUTANT HORNY BUFF COCKROACHES ARE COMING!
Nigmimilove: somebody, quick, get a towel!
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: so you ran past the rampaging raging engorged nineteen-foot stinky hairy filth-gobbling preverbal appetite on six legs
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: leapt out a window (not pausing to pick up your ipod)
Nigmimilove: gah!
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: and ran off across the rooftops, consumed with unutterable loathing, horror and the need to pee, obviously, and smoke a goddamn joint.
Nigmimilove: hahaTrout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: more like that, than like spidey.
Nigmimilove: interesting
Nigmimilove: so you're saying it's batmansesque
Nigmimilove: I can see that
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: yesNigmimilove: you know what you need?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: and also somewhat more rich-media advertising related.
Nigmimilove: a cape
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: no.
Nigmimilove: booster gold?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: what i NEED
Nigmimilove: is to listen to this song
Nigmimilove: sorry
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: is candy-coated ecstasy, a giant water pipe filled with goverment grade dank buds and a check from the nice folks at Mega Millions.
Nigmimilove: honey, are you having a bad day?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: yes, love.
Nigmimilove: (aren't men so insensitive sometimes)
Nigmimilove: do you want to talk about it?
Nigmimilove: what time are you leaving the office?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: i am never, ever, ever actually 'leaving' the office.
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: at 6pm i am having drinks with a contact at Yahoo!
Nigmimilove: excellent
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: at 7:30 I am going to an AOL party
Nigmimilove: with C.?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: and at 9pm I am going to do the rooftops thing.
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: oh shit
Nigmimilove: ?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: yes
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: bunch of girls warming her house
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: with cards
Nigmimilove: aww
Nigmimilove: flowers
Nigmimilove: acetalyne
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: but of course since they're media people, i can't lie down on the floor and grab biggie handfuls of my flubber and wobble them and scream and cry and then get drunk and fuck a coupla-three-four likely-looking strangers
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: ...right?
Nigmimilove: hmm
Nigmimilove: I don't think that's exactly why you can't do that
Nigmimilove: but if that's the first reason that comes to mind, run with it
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: why?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: can you think of a better reason
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: i mean other than
Nigmimilove: andy?
Nigmimilove: STDs?
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: 'i've been responsibly taking my meds'
Nigmimilove: lack of flubber
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: 'the floor is kind of dusty'
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: 'all girls at party and i don't love the 'tang'?
Nigmimilove: no men at all?
Nigmimilove: what kind of party is that?Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: apparently the kind where i don't get lizzaid
Trout Ice Cream - now with more eyeballs!: oh, right. boyfriend. good point. um, i gotta go make a phone call. brb.