when Geraldo Rivera bursts into tears on the evening news holding a ten-month-old child who has been living in filth and misery in a destroyed sports arena amid corpses and without food or potable water, surrounded by miles of wrecked american cityscape, flooded with toxic chemicals from oil refineries, refuse, rubble, sewage, industrial waste and God only knows what else... well, it's hard not to think that the four little jockeys and their grim steeds aren't packing a nice lunch and making jokes about how much they're all going to save on gas.