Caritas said:
i killed my dignity
Caritas said:
it drowned
Caritas said:
can i have a funeral for it?
in vino veritas says:
how did you do that?
in vino veritas says:
can it be a viking funeral at sea?
Caritas says:
put the shreds of my dignity in a canoe?
Caritas says:
a longboat
in vino veritas says:
on a raft
Caritas says:
that's like buying a mansion for a paramecium
in vino veritas says:
send it to valhalla
Caritas says:
put it in a bottlecap
Caritas says:
and take a picture with an electron microscope
in vino veritas says:
where it can hunt wild boars with odin all day
Caritas says:
my paramecium of dignity hangs out with Howie Mandel
Caritas says:
it sleeps in a matchbox and eats roachbait