"And you know, I think we must give proper credit to the miracle of natural selection, which sends the freakishly pretty and skinny people off to walk a fifty-foot strip, pose for hours on end, and kill off their remaining sparse brain cells with vats of cocaine while all the smart people take care of the important stuff. I don't know how George W. Bush fits into this theory, but try to suspend your disbelief for a minute or two. "

Potes, Television Without Pity on America's Next Top Model
(which I missed, goddamnit, cuz I was out slamming tequila shooters and stuffing my face with pasta...)