i won't post the picture that made this funny (and not because it's every picture ever taken of me) but here's a charming turn of phrase from Sarah Bunting of TWOP fame:

"most other pictures taken of me, in which I look like one or all of the following things: 1) fat; 2) crazy; 3) really fat; 4) a man; 5) dumpy; 6) five years old; 7) drunk; 8) drunk on fat; 9) crazy drunk; or 10) a drunk man."

oh, you DO want to see the picture?

huh. okay.