-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:16 PM
To: Scott, Rick
Subject: um, coooool!

you guys want to buy a bunker? we can get it cheap on eBay!

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:24 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B; Scott
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

Its the perfect place to start my monastery. I see whole curved walls covered in hair shirts.


-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:25 PM
To: Rick
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

aggggh. take me there. maybe alternating hot and cold plunge-pools and brown bread and beer.


-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:26 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

no women allowed in the monastery. we'd have to create a nunnery wing. With no access between the two, of course.


-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:27 PM
To: Rick
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

i guess, but sorry, that's just no funnery.


-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:29 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

Ummm.... right. That would be consistent with the hair shirt thing.


-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:32 PM
To: Rick
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

i give your monastery two weeks before the hair shirts need shampooing and the fridge smells like cheese.
also, and contradictionally, it is a sexist, exclusive monastery that violates my Constitutional rights, and i'm taking this to the Supreme Court.


-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:34 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

I'll sit on my separation of church and state rights, unless the nuns are offering to do the laundry and the cooking. Then maybe we can work something out.


-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:35 PM
To: Rick
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

chauvinist!

it will not stand- what kind of religion is this?

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:39 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

Its a secret idea under development - but something really patriarchal and misogynistic. Heavy doses of St. Augustine, sprinkled with some Southern Baptist and Taliban. Good times.

-----Original Message-----
From: Soto, Vanessa B
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:39 PM
To: Rick
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

clean your own fridge!

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick
Sent: Tuesday, January 06, 2004 12:40 PM
To: Soto, Vanessa B
Subject: RE: um, coooool!

mmmm.... cheese....