5.25.2005


Count DookyLoo: man oh man
HazMattie: yeeup
Count DookyLoo: beat me with a mat
HazMattie: hyar
Count DookyLoo: and a bat
Count DookyLoo: and a hat
HazMattie: i thought so. you are such an idiot.
Count DookyLoo: lol
Count DookyLoo: you love it
HazMattie: rats?
Count DookyLoo: yes
Count DookyLoo: them too.
HazMattie: gnats? ladylike flats?
Count DookyLoo: kill me with all of them too

5.23.2005


Smith/9th Posted by Hello

thunderstorm, sunday afternoon Posted by Hello

thunderstorm sky, 5/21/05 Posted by Hello

5.19.2005


Nigmimilove: you so missed me
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: i SO did.
Nigmimilove: :-D
Nigmimilove: it's good to be missed
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: it always smells like something different in here
Nigmimilove: feet?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: must be the air system
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: no
Nigmimilove: eaten daipers?
Nigmimilove: drugged pidgeons?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: sometimes it smells like old dry particle board
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: sometimes it smells like 99-cent-store 'windex'
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: sometimes it smells like a fresh, clean birth canal
Nigmimilove: oooh
Nigmimilove: vinegar and all?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: sometimes it smells like strawberry shortcake's hair
Nigmimilove: have you ever sat down and thought to yourself, "jesus, what is this huge thing I'm sitting on"
Nigmimilove: and then realize it's your own ass?
Nigmimilove: 'cause I just did
Nigmimilove: and let me tell you
Nigmimilove: it SUCKS
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: naw
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: never did happen to me
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: although sometimes i think
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: 'am i wearing an inner tube'?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: and then i realize that i don't need any external flotation device because my own fat is doing the trick
Nigmimilove: can one get an assectomy?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: anyway, right now it smells like plain sliced processed turkey product burning unattended in a toaster full of blackened crumbs and maybe an ant or two.
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: assectomy? then you'd have no ass, honey.
Nigmimilove: I'm okay with that
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: you need your ass
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: for poop and sex and stuff.
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: for bicycles
Nigmimilove: my ass does nothing good for me
Nigmimilove: I don't often use my ass during sex
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: well, you never know.
Nigmimilove: pooping I can do without
Nigmimilove: I didn't say never
Nigmimilove: just not often
Nigmimilove: have I told you lately how freaking awesome you are?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: no
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: what prompts this homage-query?
Nigmimilove: you're so freaking awesome it makes my chest want to burst, in the fashion of john hurt, circa 1979
Nigmimilove: I dunno
Nigmimilove: it just occured to me
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: haaaaa
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: john hurt
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: pobrecito john hurt's character, what with the splitting and subsequent alien extrusion...
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: thanks
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: you give me chest pains of awesomeness, too.
Nigmimilove: :-D
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: http://img167.exs.cx/img167/5678/prom8qu.jpg
Nigmimilove: who is that?
Nigmimilove: I don't think that's my shade of red
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: some chick, yo http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/index.html
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: it's the dress that concerns me,
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: or the mystery of what may have become of the dress, more to the point.
Nigmimilove: is she an actress?
Nigmimilove: bai ling I mean
Nigmimilove: or a singer?
Nigmimilove: model?
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: erm
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: 'actress'
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: is the best way to put it.
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: she plays cannibalistic asian sex fiends, i think.
Nigmimilove: I think perhaps "hollywood chaff" has a better ring to it
A blistering salvo of whup-ass: "starving lady-boy trapped inside dessicated chicken cutlet sculpture"?
Nigmimilove: hmm
Nigmimilove: I like it
Nigmimilove: it has a nice beat, you can dance to it

5.17.2005


 Posted by Hello

something must be wrong with me, but i can't get enough of Debaser. and i don't even really like the Pixies. ah well. download away. dance around feeling badass. see if i care...


got me a movie
i want you to know
slicing up eyeballs
i want you to know
girlie so groovy
i want you to know
don't know about you
but i am un
chien andaluz, yeah!
wanna grow up to be
to be a debaser,
debaser!


5.16.2005


under construction forever Posted by Hello

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the boar in the marketplace Posted by Hello

San Gimignano Posted by Hello

Emily at the wedding Posted by Hello

grasshopper, chianti Posted by Hello

the Gate: Andy laughs at Tall Paul's jokes Posted by Hello

pony rides Posted by Hello
5th Avenue fair Posted by Hello
yesterday i was bitten by a parrot. parrots BITE.
client slam of the day:

"You did not track clicks???? Are you out of your minds????"

arrrrrrrrgggggh.

get me outta herrrrrre!!!

5.12.2005


more from a hot-air balloon Posted by Hello

madonna and child, san gimignano Posted by Hello

5.11.2005


in the room, the women come and go Posted by Hello

something wrong Posted by Hello

Judson in Sue's bra - at the pool Posted by Hello

5.10.2005


it's a thingy Posted by Hello

waiting forever, piazza della signoria Posted by Hello

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waiting forever II Posted by Hello

waiting forever Posted by Hello

duomo, marble detail Posted by Hello

marzipan Posted by Hello

The olive grove beside our house Posted by Hello