9.06.2007

Signs of the Apocalypse - IV? Tom Cruises For Oscar (no, not his gardener.)

From IMDB:


"Lions for Lambs is a new drama film scheduled to be released in 2007 starring Robert Redford (also dir.), Meryl Streep, and Tom Cruise. The film is based on a platoon of soldiers stationed in Afghanistan, a senator, a reporter, and a college professor.

It will be the first United Artists film produced under the Cruise/Wagner era, since Cruise fell out with Paramount Pictures, then came to an agreement with MGM to run United Artists. MGM will handle marketing and distribution."


DUDE. TOM CRUISE IS COSTARRING IN A FILM WITH MERYL STREEP.

HE WILL PLAY

*gasp* *choke* *barf*

A SENATOR

WHO IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT


fuck me... i know it's supposed to be fiction, but this is just stretching suspension of disbelief to the snapping point. i'm more likely to believe that paris hilton is a real sweetheart and lindsay lohan is just a troubled young ingenue than accept tom cruise as a senator. on earth.


in other news, WTF?!?! Meryl Streep must have been Robo-ed. I hear the 'Tussin can impair your decision-making abilities for sure.


pttthhhht,


v

p.s. according to the casting notes on IMDB, The Cruiser's character's name is Senator Jasper Irving. What a 'mo.
p.p.s. RUUUUN! EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

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